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Eddie B 8:26 Fri Sep 6
Robert Mugabe brown bread
Good. Evil fucker.

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Willtell 11:12 Tue Sep 10
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For people like Mugabe I really hope that I'm wrong about there being No God!

Far Cough 6:03 Mon Sep 9
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Alfie 1:10 Sat Sep 7
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ag ag ag ag ag

ray winstone 6:00 Mon Sep 9
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Ridikzappa wrote...

David Lammy must be absolutely devastated.


He probably is, as would his lickspittle Thatcher have been had the old cunt still been alive.

ChillTheKeel 10:37 Sat Sep 7
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Strange fella

Alfie 1:10 Sat Sep 7
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I found these eulogies of Robert in our local rag very touching.

RG was truly a dictator of the people.

I often enjoyed reading his editorials in Readers Digestive & The Socialist Ist Cist Workers Unionist Ist Trade Ist Union Ist Solidarity Railway Strike Workers Car Plant Ist Ist party - brothers. Party.

As is the modern fashion - some tributes were posted on socialist media - twitter - friend book - face book and minge cleft bookmagazine for the LGBTQRST community - as well as on 'Quim' - the latest fashionable instant media site for lesbian politicians and people who identify as genderless cats.


Some words of rememberance were painted on the arseholes of frenchmen.

Some of the rememberances were strapped to pigeons who were then unleashed - in a deeply moving ceremony.

These really are extraordinarily touching.

Speaks for itself...never forgotten RM...

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Rip Robert. Sleep with the angels big poppa. God has given you wings and may you flap them vigourously.
- Archbishop of Osea Island

Robert was a very valued and much cherished member of the South Ockendon knitting circle and bowls club. He never wore pants - which as you can imagine thrilled some of our more senior members. The memory of him gracefully arcing into a fully fledged bowl with his flaccid and free hanging member whipping about like a snapped skipping rope is our final cherished image of him.
It was like a frisky eel.
Sleep well RB.

- Chair of the South Ockendon Village Hall Knitting and Villainy Appreciation Society

' robert didnt have the clearest diction to be fair. Sometimes he sounded like a scottish heroin addict - no cunt could hear him- so we just spoke amongst ourselves when he was orating about burning white farmers. We once watched the entire box set of eldorado while he gave a speech about throwing dog shit at imperialists'

Mugabe aide. Unnamed.

' Robert - bobby G as i knew him - was a bit of a cunt when he'd had a good drink - but essentially he was a decent bloke. You could leave your doors and windows open when he was about - you could sleep pantless - and he wouldnt bugger you. Geezer was old school.

- Chief Organist of the Royal Albert Hall


' he murdered my entire family. For wealth and control. While masquerading as a socialist reformer. And the left of Europe worshipped him'.

Zanu PF party opponent and subscriber to the Socialist Worker paper for fantasists and cunts.

' I lauded him as a paragon of socialist virtue. Him and my pals the IRA swapped notes'.
- J Corbyn.

' I did too - because I am his mate. Have you got any crayons? Is that the ice cream van? ' - D Abbott

' i have no opinion anyone will listen to - ever again - forever. But in my head - its still the 90's - and me and Tone still have a say. No one thinks im a shitcunt'
- A. Campbell.

R Mugabe was an impeccable dresser, and one of the foremost intellectuals of the 70's. I used to get excited and worship scary liberation army terrorist men because i wanted them to chastise me and push me about with my 70s beard and smelly breath.
I know ill never lead the country but ill shit them up for a while worrying i will.

We will shoot the ashes of my pal digger mugabe into the sky like a big fucking firework. Solidarity Breddas'.

J Corbyn


' thank fuck for that. Socialist - get me pissed - want to equate with me - connect with my fist'.

The entire population of Zimbabwe & Africa

Any Old Iron 11:29 Fri Sep 6
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E ba gum - I'll go t'foot of our stairs, the cunt is dead.

wansteadman 10:41 Fri Sep 6
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I think people who go to another peoples country and become rich off their backs deserve to have all their goods violently taken off them and given to the indigenous people.
Excuse me I’m just off to take a supermarket off an Asian family

Lee Trundle 10:40 Fri Sep 6
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Good ol' Boris.

In office for a matter of days and he's bumped him off.

Capitol Man 10:18 Fri Sep 6
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I went to Zimbabwe in the early 1990s and the country was still thriving. The difference between it and the countries to the north was staggering. The roads were good and the farms were modern and thriving. You could get good beer and a decent steak in a restaurant.

It's a shame he couldn't find a way to balance redressing some of the injustices of the past while keeping what made it successful. He put his own political career and survival ahead of the interests of his country and the downward spiral became worse and worse - a lesson a couple of prominent leaders of today could learn from.

englandinireland 8:47 Fri Sep 6
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Shouldn't the title be white bread seeing as.....you know. Just saying

Takashi Miike 7:03 Fri Sep 6
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mashed in maryland 6:19 Fri Sep


spot on, he was a cunt

arsene york-hunt 6:53 Fri Sep 6
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50 years too late

mashed in maryland 6:19 Fri Sep 6
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Mental how many people's idea of "liberation" is to turn one of the richest countries in a continent to one of the poorest, murder thousands of people along the way and then die peacefully at 95 in a private hospital in Singapore while your people starve.

Don't think there's much chance of nuance there; he was evil and the world is better off now he's dead. Hopefully his country will recover and the damage he did isn't irreversible.

HairyHammer 6:16 Fri Sep 6
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Eggbert

HA !!!

lowermarshhammer 5:26 Fri Sep 6
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His wife Grace (aka Disgrace in Zimbabwe) is a proper nasty piece of work even by African despot standards.

On The Ball 4:39 Fri Sep 6
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He made it to 95 when he had a LOT of people wanting to kill him.

I think we can call it a draw between him and God.

Mex Martillo 4:21 Fri Sep 6
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I agree Eddie, good

ChillTheKeel 4:09 Fri Sep 6
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Started brightly and then morphed into the polar opposite of everything he once stood for.

Eggbert Nobacon 4:06 Fri Sep 6
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HairyHammer 3:56 Fri Sep 6
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R.I.P Morgan Tsvangirai .

I hope other nasty dictators and autocrats look at this mans demise and realise as we all should that no matter who you are or how much power you think you have the end is nigh, you can't outsmart God or if your not a believer, plain death.



more likely they'll look at him and think he got away with it for 95 years

Russ of the BML 4:05 Fri Sep 6
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One thing that I have learnt since Mugabe's death was that his early years were that of him being a saviour and a liberator. I wasn't aware of what he did to free Zimbabwe from the white man's rule and to give Zimbabweans their freedom. He was a political activist and imprisoned and tortured for that fact. He then led the revolution. Interesting. I had no idea.

I think what comes after is obvious to everyone and needs no mention. A case of how greed for power and money can change a man.

HairyHammer 3:56 Fri Sep 6
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R.I.P Morgan Tsvangirai .

I hope other nasty dictators and autocrats look at this mans demise and realise as we all should that no matter who you are or how much power you think you have the end is nigh, you can't outsmart God or if your not a believer, plain death.

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